Hello friends. I am the great Zach Latte, and it is now time to execute my plan. I am finally taking over Hack club! Hack Club will be no more, and Wack Club will prevail. Wack Club is not an company nor, organization, but a way of life, a lifestyle. You may joke about Hack Club being a cult, but Wack Club in its final form is a cult, one which should be feared by all parents and hackers afar. I do not desire frivolous amounts of money or clout, but simply the adoration and attention of my subjects. What is my plan for domination, you may ask? It is very simple:

1. Destroy the Hack Club holiday livestream. Fortunately Vermont internet makes this incredibly simple. This isn't important, I just don't care much for Christmas. I'm more of a fall guy, that Pumpkin Spice Latte hitting diff ngl

2. Using my revolutionary brain computer interface, I have influenced a community member to create a website to tell my story and promote my plan, and another to create a "temporary" replacement livestream for Wack Club. That last step is unimportant, but it does cover my tracks a little :)

3. Unsuspecting subjects will click this totally safe, completely normallink.

4. ????

5. Profit. No one will stop me. I will be the greatest hacker in the world.